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your mum likes your dads balls
you mum likes sucking cock with ketchup
yo mamma is so stupid she tripd over a cordless phone
your mums so stupid she got locked in sainsberrys and starved to death
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"
yo mama is so fat they thoyght the earth grew a pimple
Yo Mamma so fat, she has to iron her clothes on the driveway
your moms so fat not evan god can lift her spirits
yo mama so fat when she took a shower her feet didnt get wet
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Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"
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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up.
Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Yo Mama so ugly she put the Boogie man outta business.
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back.
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Yo momma so old, she owes Jesus 3 bucks.
Yo momma so old, she older than yo grandma.
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order.
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth.
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking HER picture!
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yo mama so fat she got baptized at sea world
yo mamas so fat she jumped on a trapoline and people thought it was a new planet
yo mamas arm pits are so hairy it was like she hadBob Marly was in a head lock
yo mamas so tall she was used to mesure the eifel tower
Yo Mama so heavy when she sat on the arch it made the worlds largest mc.donalds sign
Yo mama so stupid she put a fish in water to see if it would drown
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your moms so fat not evan god can lift her spirits
yo mama so fat she opened the fridge and it exploded
yo mama so old she farts out powder
your mum likes your dads balls
you mum likes sucking cock with ketchup
your mums so stupid she got locked in sainsberrys and starved to death
your mum so old shes got a autographed bible
Yo mama's like a chewing gum matchine 5 pence per blow.
yo mama so fat that when a meddier hit her she said how threw that rock
yo mama so fat i tried to put her on internet but she was all wedy wold wide
your moms just like a bowling ball she gets fingud gutted and comes back for more
yo moma so fat the sun revolves round her